Men are simple creatures with simple rules for living. If something smells OK, it's always clean. Dishwasher is optional, except mood and time available. Moving things into storage means never having to clean the garage.

Women to understand these assumptions, well, stupid. The differences between men and women are well known, but rarely understood. To avoid a life of loneliness, and social tension headaches, consider these simple rules when you share a rooflove you.

Rule 1 – Never put off till tomorrow what you can clean, repair or replace today.
A woman walks into a room and feel that something is wrong. Think Spiderman is his seventh sense. Mitigate the damage and possible Chew-doing the right thing now. A trip to Wal-Mart could make the difference between an omniscient "I told you so" and sleep under the bridge.

Rule 2 – If you have left out or put together, do not touch it.
Whateveryou think to be a 'Helping Hand', you're as likely to permanently damage the flow and balance of something that works. We may also sense these traps that tests to see if you were listening to three days ago when he said what it was for, and what would happen if you went wrong. Keep in mind these are people who know the pain. Thinking childbirth, menstruation, menopause. They know how to hurt us do not want to imagine.

Rule 3 – If good, or suffer 's"Mother of routine.
Boys grow up without the ability to coordinate to accessorize or decipher bad taste, is a simple fact of life. When your mother dressed before school, did you prepare for the embarrassment, the routine continues not defeat the fashion on a daily basis.

Rule No. 4 – Focus and finish well.
Ben Franklin learned shortly after the shock itself, while the discovery of electricity, making no more excuses for doing something good. Focus ondo one thing well before venturing into multitasking. Inevitably, he will see things that do not have the first right.

Rule 5 – Treat her personal items, as regards, in fact, do not touch those valid.
Once again, ironing the shirt does not justify the fact that you put the shed in the wrong way when you put in the closet. In an attempt to dust the picture on the mantle, that have abandoned the idea of you and you in this place went to a few years ago that I forget.The cost-effectiveness is against you, leave to professionals.

Rule 6 – learn to love pets.
Before you, there was Spot, Dusty, precious, and Rin Tin Tin. It is cost-effective, give unconditional love and take direction better than you. Unless you Eclipse will one day be much longer than you. Give them a wide space, and keep smiling when you're cleaning up their damage.

Rule No. 7 – Anything can happen, will.
The men play with quoteevery day. In our quest to save time and energy to roll the dice for the laws of gravity and circumstances, too often, in the combustion process.

We believe that cutting half way on the counter (only for a second), while other hard juggling work and that the probability of an iron – Sitting on a much-too-crowded stairs – fell to the ground two hours later, when you throw something out there that are thin, carried by six points in one trip is better thanboard two or three times in a safe manner is a good idea.

Inevitably, a force of evil is watching, laugh like hell when it ends in disaster. Do not tempt fate, you'll be sorry.

Rule No. 8 – Do not wait, do it now.
Women to understand that, looking at the most you've ever seen in slow motion – four times – the benefits of taking out the garbage? Reliving the fantasies of displaced blue collar dogs should be in professional sports is more important than thisthe table?

Fat chance. The odds are thirty minutes, you forget who gave the instructions, and there is no notice of two minutes to know when is about to strike. At this point, your goose is cooked. You are obligated to one incorrectly or simply ignore the task, both to save time in a corner with a pointed hat. Do yourself a favor, just do it.

Rule No 9 – The little things that count.
If you're one of the few men who are trulythings about you, without having to be reminded several times during a day, cheers. If you're like the rest of us cheer. Even Quasimodo learned to walk tall, after all.

Loading the dishwasher, for example, should be a course at university, because it seems to mean so much to so many women. Lay the table. Something of dust, nothing, and do not use the "good" clothes cleaning (who knew ..?). Help your underwear find their way to the laundry basket before it's too late. IfCome home one day and see your significant other walk toward you with a so-called "clean" fork toward you like a finger medium, do not be surprised.

Rule No. 10 – knowing when to say nothing.
If one day out of earshot, and feels only a directive word, like "judge" or "socks" or whatever, do not defend yourself. You have no idea of chemistry is the mystical "feminine." The art of the two phases is best left to the likes of "Dancing with theStars. "Now would be a good time to see what a beautiful day, is out.

The list is long, but the control of the sequence and timing of these simple rules are required reading in order to be considered an intelligent human being, not an idiot. I am here with you, struggling to be the man she knows she could be. Remember, the bed is much colder without her and make her happy does not mean having to set up three places from scratch every day. In fact, if you know what to do, stay outEven the kitchen. Good luck to master the art of staying out of trouble.